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Okay here’s my story, understand I wrote this in 5th grade for school about water-waisters . I grew up in California during the drought in the 1980s. and I think Garbage Pail Kids were all the rage…
The Water Wierdos
“Hi! Were the Plungo’s. We live on a farm”
“I’m Blobby Patty. My belly waddles like jelly, it sinks like a sinker on a fishing rods. I only drink water and never go one, two , or three, and I smell like a nuke dump.”
“Like, oh my gosh, Hi! I’m Skinny Whinney. I walk like a push pin, and talk like a valley girl from West Park Elementary. My eyes are like nails and my mouth is as small as a marble.”
“Yo, I’m Bubba Joe. I’m round, like an enormous beach ball. I move like a growing plant with no help at all! I eat baseball cards and my favorites are Jose Canseco and Pete Rose.”
It’s time to water the pavement. The Plungo’s don’t know that there is a drought. So far today the Plungo’s have been watering the pavement for 2 hours. They have finally stopped watering. Now its time to water the plants again, for the 25th time today. Now it’s time to water the soil. Boy, this family never stops using the water. They have been watering for the last 6 hours without turning the hose off once. Oh no! They have turned the horse corral into a pig pool. They have given the dogs water blisters with ten baths a day. Oh oh oh No! Now they’re watering the house – maybe to make it grow? But it just sinking like the Titanic!
It’s the end of the day, and its time to take showers. Blobby Patty takes a two-hour shower. Skinny Whinney takes a three-hour shower and Bubba Joe washes his trading card bubble gum for four-hours, he only takes a bath once a year.
Its morning again, cocka-doodle-do! Each time the Plungos finds one bitty bug they pick it up and go flush, flush it down the toilet.
They washed their cars so much they had to go buy a boat. And from watering the pavement, plants and car so much the ducks started to migrate to their front yard. This caused such a commotion, all the neighbors and ranchers came to riot. This in turn brought the fire department so hose them down and cool them off. This made a blue ocean of bubbly goo, and used up all the rest of the water and everything went bye-bye!